From The Lips of Babies

By Rey | Published: April 11, 2008

"Sy, climb up because this may be your last chance."

"Huh? Why is it his last chance?" The little girl that who had just apparated didn’t seem at all concerned with asking me a question on a topic that didn’t concern her but I felt I should explain anyway.

"The thing is that this place costs money and I don’t know when we’ll be back here. It would better for him to climb the jungle gym now than wait."

"You know, you are Spanish and I can’t understand anything you’re saying."

"…Well…you do know I’m speaking English…"

The little girl shrugs and scampers off.

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3 Comments

  1. MCF
    Posted April 11, 2008 at 5:40 pm | Permalink

    Well, chew knoh chew always deed have that theeck ack-chent, mang…

  2. b13
    Posted April 12, 2008 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    Damn that premie racist whore! LOL

  3. Brian
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 9:45 am | Permalink

    Eh?!? Can you speak a little louder? I can hardly hear you through that accent.

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