Today, as a baseline, I decided to eat oats with nothing but a pinch of salt. It was everything I remembered: it was awful.
Today, as a baseline, I decided to eat oats with nothing but a pinch of salt. It was everything I remembered: it was awful.
I have a fool-proof recipe for oats:
1-Measure one part oats and two parts water
2-Bring water to a boil
3-Add oats and boil for twenty minutes
4-Remove from stove and top with sugar and maple syrup
5-Open your front door and throw that junk out into the street
6-Eat a bowl of Frosted Flakes.
ROFL!