Rey’s Random Rants
Posted by Rey
- I can’t stand the whole spring forward/fall back hour change.
- It stinks that everything costs money therein affecting what you can and can’t get.
- Working as a full time art-director, a part-time freelancer and a part time retail computer desk technician is proving interesting.
- Man, I wish that I was a Jedi who knew how to use a lightsaber.
- It’s a bit ridiculous that they haven’t re-aired the Ted Koppel special after Discovery channel’s “The Lost Tomb of Jesus”.
- There are way too many shows on TV, way too many posts to write, way too many notes to translate into blog format and way too many stories to finish.
- I wish I had a super-ridiculous strong telescope so I can see the rings of Saturn. But then this reminds me about the whole money thing again.
- If I had the ability to fly I wouldn’t be able to get higher than 5 feet since I’m scared of heights.
- I really wish I could start working on an online comic starring Norm Norby.
- Christian online arguments really annoy (and embarrass) me.
- I can’t stand being in a black funk.
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March 11th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
1. I know. Did I wake up at 11:30am or 12:30 pm today?
2. Yes it does… but see question 3…
3. That must be some nice $$ to buy things you want.
4. Geek.
5. Damn it I missed that! I need a tivo.
6. Yes, that’s why I multitask while gaming.
7. Those new pics with the shadow of the planet across the rings is sick.
8. ROFL.
9. Yes, you should.
10. No comment.
11. ???
March 11th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Yeah, those Saturn pics became part of my desktop pattern: so awesome.
And a black funk is just a dark mood, not some 70’s blacksploitation film.
March 11th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Is it wrong that with all the actual television shows and movies I need to keep/catch up with, I really want to see Black Funk now? Michael Clarke Duncan would star, Morgan Freeman would narrate to give it respectibility, Gina Torres would be the tough and sassy love interest, and Chris Tucker would provide comic relief because he needs the work and Chris Rock would be out of their price range. Duncan would play an immovable ghetto superhero; ain’t no one liftin’ the Black Funk, fool!
March 11th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Recognize!
March 12th, 2007 at 10:49 am
I know what a black funk is… I was wondering why you were in one. Either that or the thing from Creepshow 2.
Now THAT was some black funk. Oh, or Fishbone… Definately awesome black funk. And oldschool to boot.
March 13th, 2007 at 8:03 am
I was in a black funk because of numbers 1 - 11 which makes my black funk even more ridiculous and thus makes me hate it even more. But now I may have to add a number saying “I can’t stand that Duncan turned down the role for Black Funk and instead it’s being played by Chuck Norris who plays a New Orleans Jazz musician by day and an accomplished black belt martial artist vigilante by night.
March 13th, 2007 at 8:50 am
Around our house we call it a “deep blue funk”. Hey, Luther got depressed. I figure I’m in good company.
I do, however, look forward to daylight savings time. I live way too far east to be in the central time zone but I’m there anyway. Look at the dividing line. It’s like the dude drawing it got bumped when he got down to Tennessee and never made the correction. Anyway… I’m happy for the extra daylight at night.
March 13th, 2007 at 11:15 am
I just wish they stuck to this time and didn’t switch back. ::sigh::
And Luther is good company…right to the point he starts flipping out about the Jews. Then I’d have to deepen my deep blue funk.
Too bad Deep Blue Funk sounds more like a crossdressing jazz singer.