Comments on: Smurfs vs Hobbits

By: Curt

Curt — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 21:39:11 +0000

Did thegreek make a Winnie the Pooh reference? The introduction to The House at Pooh Corner makes a reference to your grandfather telling your grandmother that if he doesn’t find his glasses he won’t be able to hear properly.

I don’t know if there’s a category of geek for the hundred acre wood, but if there is then I’m in it.

By: Rey

Rey — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 20:49:19 +0000

Where’s Tales from the Dorkside. She should be in this.

By: MCF

MCF — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 20:21:03 +0000

What? I don’t deny that I’m a huge dork too. That’s why we’ve always been able to converse. :)

By: Rey

Rey — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 20:18:38 +0000

MCF: “Are you TRYING to make it into this week’s MCFAT?”

By: Rey

Rey — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 20:17:20 +0000

You’re welcome Curt. I knew this conversation was in the fore of many minds yet no one really wanted to broach the potentially contraversial subject.

By: MCF

MCF — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 16:01:47 +0000

You are a huge dork. Schlips? 3 Apple high? I didn’t even remember/know all that. I expected you to side with Tolkien and provide the same level of informed argument you possess with the Bible, but you researched the other side thoroughly as well. Nicely done.

lol Vantity=Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

best comment: “must wear glasses in order to hear properly”. Awesome.

By: Curt

Curt — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 15:08:05 +0000

This really needed to be said. Thank you.

By: Rey

Rey — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 14:30:28 +0000

Hobbits are master cooks. Sam Gamgee is an excellent cook and although he loves Taters he made do in Ithilien with some coneys and herbs which he found along in the woods.

You do bring up a neat little work around to Smurf skillset though: Chef and Baker. Both of them cook but Chef’s skill is towards meals and Baker’s skill is towards cakes and treeats.

But a Smuf Movie would be great. With Gargamel the Dark Lord and Azrael his fiery demon lion.

By: thegreek

thegreek — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 14:17:33 +0000

I find your report to be unfair and leaning much more in favour to the Hobbit. I make my conclusion from the fact that, unbeknownst to some, you lost full power and potential of your natural vision while reading Lord of the Rings in the dark, a total of 3 consecutive times and today must wear glasses in order to hear properly. Furthermore, I also know that you have no Smurfs as friends but have a long standing friendship with a Hobbit. Also noted that your report fails to examine Culinary Ability. Afterall, you need to eat to live.

Dare I mention Chef and Baker Smurfs and Greedy Smurf? The former being an example of the focus in this area and the latter being the proof at the quality and abundance of cuisine. And, sarsaparilla and schtroumpfs�the very original name of this race which sounds so much like strudel, it’s ridiculous.

And what about the Hobbits? Po-ta-toes. Ta-ters. That’s all that needs to be said.

The Smurfs Movie�2008. First in a trilogy.