Survival Tips: Zombies

We have trained. We have learned. We have been exposed to enough zombie movies to understand how life will be when the Dead become Undead but even so, watching all these films, we note that people make the same stupid mistakes. Therefore, this post is written for you folk during a zombie situation and have access to electricity long enough to google “How to survive a zombie infestation”.

  1. Stock Up On Supplies. You will need This Blog post. Water. Bullets. Food. Bullets. Warm Clothing. Bullets. Netting. The ability to find proper shelter. Medical Supplies. Guns. Bullets. Some sort of telescopic device (eg: Binoculars, a scope on your gun, etc.). Batteries. A Can Opener. Sharp knives. Bullets. Transportation with an alternate power source. Did I mention bullets?
  2. Conserve Your Bullets. During the early stages of a zombie infestation, people will go nuts. Grandma eating Jimmy
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11 Comments

  1. Posted January 4, 2008 at 12:29 pm | Permalink

    Read World War Z.

  2. Posted January 4, 2008 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    I can’t believe I’ve never heard of that book: it looks amazing. I’m actually checking now if I can get it.

  3. Posted January 5, 2008 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    Now I figured it out! You got out out of the big city… and now, you and your wife are creating an army of little zombie killers in the sticks. You’re a few steps ahead of all of us!!!

  4. Posted January 5, 2008 at 12:54 am | Permalink

    nah, i left all the zombies behind in the subways. That’s why I said “Avoid Cities.”

  5. Posted January 5, 2008 at 11:22 pm | Permalink

    EXACTLY! You are preparing for when they eventually get to the rural areas.

  6. Posted January 9, 2008 at 12:12 pm | Permalink

    The weirdest and possibly best thing about WWZ is it’s written by Mel Brooks’ son.

  7. Posted January 11, 2008 at 3:32 pm | Permalink

    I wonder what your wife thinks when she reads these posts… :)

  8. Posted January 11, 2008 at 11:35 pm | Permalink

    Actually, I’m more concerned about what she thinks when I started crying reading World War Z. But, to appease the masses:

    “What did you think when you first read my Zombie Post?”

    “…”

    “Laura?”

    “…”

  9. Posted January 21, 2008 at 11:02 am | Permalink

    “I started crying reading World War Z.”

    Parts of it are absolutely heart breaking.

  10. Posted March 13, 2008 at 8:52 am | Permalink

    Hey Rey,

    Good points, all of them! I’ve been a long-standing zombie survivalist, training and learning all that I can about the enemy.

    World War Z is heart-breaking and amazing. Have you read his other book, “The Zombie Survival Guide?” It’s a must-have for ANY zombie survivalist. While I don’t agree with everything, or the fact that he focuses only on the classic slow-moving, completely unintelligent zombie, his book is a must-have.

    Keep up the good posts!

  11. ZombieSurvivor343
    Posted September 20, 2010 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    Hi i have been training for when the zombies come (maybe) and i am wondering if a rifle or a gernade laucher is better? Oh and i sugest going to a remote island because its not on a map so it decreases the chance of raiders for your survival.

    Ideas From,
    ZombieSurvivor343

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