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April Fool’s “Joke”

By Rey | Published: April 1, 2010
It’s night. It’s late. My wife’s breathing has reached that level that indicates near-dream state. I know what time it is. 12:36 A.M. Abruptly I sit up in the dark, ramrod straight: ME         What-was-that? LAURA  Rey, what. ME         …! LAURA  Rey, what did you hear? ME         …! LAURA (louder) What is it?! LAURA (louder!) WHAT [...]
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Pet Journals

By Rey | Published: March 28, 2010
Got this from my Father. Excerpt from a Dog’s Diary…….. 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM – Lunch! My favorite thing! [...]
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CADIE is Now Online

By Rey | Published: April 1, 2009
Many of you already know about CADIE (Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity) which has been in the testing stage for several years. Today, scientists were confident enough to enable the first self-aware computer to see which would be the first tasks that it (she, I guess) would accomplish.
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