Author: Rey

  • Life and Blue Skies

    Blue skies, he thought as he looked out of his window. Bright blue skies, he reminded himself as he closed his eyes and let the smell of his coffee waft up to him. He was originally married 17 years. He and Jane had met in college, both majoring in design and engineering. They had dated,…

  • Repossessing the U.S.A.

    To the citizens of the United States of America (A message from John Cleese): “In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.” “Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties…

  • Story: Designation

    A little bit of a story which I’m reserving rights to. Starts now: “Are there any side effects?” he had asked. “None besides the obvious ones that come with such a relationship.” “Why not experiment on a grunt–they don’t matter?” but you don’t say things like that. No one ever says things like that. Even…

  • Posting from my ipod

    Just trying to post from my iPod touch. Decent but tedious typing. Better if it was an iPhone and I was doing some quick reporting ok celebrities or stalking mcf’s next victim to warn them before he pulled up in a black honda So one thumb up.

  • Three Strips of Bacon Fat

    This is part of the bacon fat from three strips of bacon.

  • Christian the Lion: True Story

    Yeah it’s real: here’s the snopes on it. (HT: Mike–I would normally link to his blog but for some reason the internets keeps timing out.

  • This Film is Not Yet Rated

    I’m currently watching this documentary on IFC called “This Film is Not Yet Rated”. They’re going through and showing all these little tidbits of information like the MPAA is run by mostly unknown people who are stated to have children between the ages of 2 and 19 really have kids who are in their upper…

  • Top 10 Reasons To Avoid "X-Files: I Want To Believe"

    This will have spoilers. That being said here goes:

  • Rey’s Wisdom: A Pure Conscience

    I’m not a wise man, by far I’m fairly an idiot in a lot of things. But I’ve learned that wisdom is generated by experience and I have 34 years of that (and counting) which results in a bunch of experience that allows me to learn Something. That being the case, I’ll share it with…

  • Interview With Elayna

    So, Elayna, how old are you?three. How old is mommy?I don’t know.