Rey's A Point

MCF FAT: XX-Large

I know the title is M.C.F.A.T. but honestly, it just looks like MCF Fat. I think I’ve said that before too. Anyway, here’s the questions and answers.

  1. Are you offended when a film or television show lampoons something close to you, be it nationality, faith, gender, etc.? If so, how do you respond?
    I’m offended yes especially when it comes from a historically stupid position. I’m reminded of the DaVinci code spent tedious moments going through painful detail on things that have long been disproved or just flat out lies. I usually respond with a written out discourse on why it’s wrong or I fume about it to my wife then write it all off as expected. Christ said that the world hated Him so anything like this isn’t really a big surprise.
  2. If you were granted with superhuman intelligence and or abilities that had the unfortunate side effect of ending your life in a few days, how would you spend your final hours?
    Apparently this means that I would no doubt use my superhuman intelligence instead of saving it for some apropos moment, building up my potential knowing that I’m Made For Bigger Things. There I’ll be, knowing that my moment is coming when bam, I’m hit by a car and I find out there wasn’t enough time to attain my moment of Glory. Well, be that as it may, if I did know the time I would die I’d probably use my superhuman intelligence to save my life and simultaneously keep my superhuman intelligence.  If I can’t do that, my final hours will be spent making my manifesto that will be years in advance of anything in human thinking which folk will be puzzling about for the next two thousand years. I think it’ll be the answer to the Question: the secret of life, the universe and everything. Forty Two.
  3. If someone you knew repeatedly demonstrated poor hygiene, would you ever broach the subject and tell the person?
    Definitely tell them. Need I remind someone: “Dude, that shirt is not bloody black. That shirt is gray. Chuck it and buy a new one.” And “Dude, those sneakers have holes. You are not a pauper nor are you fashionably homeless to have sneakers with holes.” And of course “Dude, you smell like poo. This is exactly why girls steer clear.”
  4. Who are some of your favorite television characters that originated on one series before being spun off into another?
    Pinky and the Brain came off of Animaniacs and even wound up with Pinky, Elymyra and the Brain. Does Batman Beyond count as a spin-off? Or Justice League? Or Justice League Unlimited? If so-heck yes since they all have Batman. Darkwing Duck. Was Gizmo Duck a show? If it wasn’t It should’ve been. Tiny Toons…do they count since Bugs Bunny was on there? Does anyone else like that Boston Legal came off of the Practice? I mean, Boston Legal was fun while it lasted…the Practice wasn’t all that. (I so bet, MCF will say the Lone Gunmen)
  5. SPECIAL BONUS QUESTION: What was the name of my first pet, and what was it?
    Pinky your pet rat.

Rey

7 responses to “MCF FAT: XX-Large”

  1. You never, EVER said I smelled like poo. Some friend YOU are. Unless you’re saying it now, which is kind of messed up across state lines…

    And I’m pretty sure a gray shirt isn’t an example of poor hygeine. If anything, it means the shirt’s been washed too many times(unless it was a gray shirt to start with, which some were).

  3. I totally get where you’re coming from on #1. It’s amazing to me that so many people want so badly to believe in conspiracy theories that they’ll actually swallow things that are sillier and harder to believe than the official story. You should see some of the deluded nonsense that UFO/Alien enthusiasts allow themselves to believe.

    And, not for nothing, but every time I load the Nexus of Improbability I detect a faint poo smell.

  5. I don’t think Darkwing Duck ever appeared on Ducktales, nor did Gizmoduck have his own show. Gizmoduck did guest star on a few episodes of Darkwing. Ultimately, I think Launchpad is the only one who would count as a spin-off character, since he started on Ducktales then went on to be DW’s sidekick. I’ll be putting him on my list, as well as old Bruce Wayne in BB. Man, remember when cartoons were GOOD? The 90s were like a Golden Age; right now all we have is Spec Spidey. Even TMNT went downhill when they sent them all into the future with that Fast Forward junk.

  6. Yeah you’re right. Man I wished the Masked Mallard had become a series. For a while I was drawing Scrooge McDuck fighting crime.

    I wonder why She never dated me.

    (She would be any girl).

  7. A MacFarlane-esque Scrooge, as I recall, which was great for impressing your like-minded buddies, even if it didn’t impress Her.

    (Her also being any girl).