::Raises glass:: Now, let’s celebrate the Holiday that follows the Harvest Feast of Thanksgiving with another Hallmark holiday: Black Friday. That’s right, the American capitalist shopping day that gets a jump start on those Christmas sales and hopefully put companies financially back in the black.

Instead of playing football let’s play the mall. Let’s go deal hunting in shopping fields and prance in the parade of people, rubbing elbows with our fellow man. Let the world look at us in jealous sorrow as we give thanks for our over abundance by charging our Mastercard. Let’s simultaneously throw some spare change into the Salvation Army’s bucket, feeling like we’re doing our duty to society while our poverty stricken find a place to sleep near the steaming manhole.

To Black Friday! ::clinky:: ::ka-ching::