I may have something and I have to give mad props to Betty Crocker, Brian, my Parents, my wife…the list goes on.

A teaspoon of brown sugar. A half tea spoon of regular sugar. A teaspoon of Cinnamon. An eighth a teaspoon of salt. An eighth (such a horrid looking word!) a teaspoon of nutmeg. A half cup of oats. Mix them all together with about a half a packet of raisins. Bring a cup of water to a boil and stir the oats mixture in.

The result is an overly sweet desert-like product which is fine for a single day of the week but which will likely give me a cavity if done more than twice. I needed a full twenty ounce glass of water to remove the sweetness after each bite.

This was almost a success.