Rey's A Point

Oats, How I Hate Thee: Day The First

Today, as a baseline, I decided to eat oats with nothing but a pinch of salt. It was everything I remembered: it was awful.

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2 responses to “Oats, How I Hate Thee: Day The First”

  1. I have a fool-proof recipe for oats:

    1-Measure one part oats and two parts water
    2-Bring water to a boil
    3-Add oats and boil for twenty minutes
    4-Remove from stove and top with sugar and maple syrup
    5-Open your front door and throw that junk out into the street
    6-Eat a bowl of Frosted Flakes.