April Fool’s “Joke”


It’s night. It’s late. My wife’s breathing has reached that level that indicates near-dream state. I know what time it is. 12:36 A.M.

Abruptly I sit up in the dark, ramrod straight:

ME         What-was-that?

LAURA  Rey, what.

ME         …!

LAURA  Rey, what did you hear?

ME         …!

LAURA (louder) What is it?!

LAURA (louder!) WHAT IS IT?!?

LAURA (louder!!) WHAT’S GOING ON, REY, WHAT DID YOU HEAR?!?

ME         April Fool’s Day.


4 responses to “April Fool’s “Joke””

  1. That’s too bloody funny because she did punch me in the lower back while I was doubled over laughing and I was like “MY KIDNEY!”

  2. I remember on one of the occasions when my old company was laying people off, and everyone was tensely waiting for the ominous ring of a phone that signified Their Turn, a buddy of mine thought it would be really funny to call my phone. My nervous “H-hello?” was greeted with a long silence, followed by raucous laughter from his cubicle a few feet away, followed by me dashing over and punching that guy in the lower back, at which point he also cried out about his kidney.

    I wonder whatever happened to that guy, and what he’s up to these days….