Central Floridian’s don’t pay to get into their major attractions; or so it seems. Those Places devour the limited job market and therefore Floridians get find themselves taking these underpaid positions: with the perks of free passes. If you don’t have family who can get you into Those Places for free, you can find Someone who Knows A Guy and you pay (at least) half price. Enter Me.

I usually plan my vacations way in advance