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April Fool’s “Joke”
It’s night. It’s late. My wife’s breathing has reached that level that indicates near-dream state. I know what time it is. 12:36 A.M. Abruptly I sit up in the dark, ramrod straight: MEÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â What-was-that? LAURAÂ Rey, what. MEÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â …! LAURAÂ Rey, what did you hear? MEÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â …! LAURA (louder) What is it?! LAURA (louder!) WHAT…