"It’s another telemarketer; don’t bother picking up." "Are you kidding? This is the topic of my dreams." clears throat. "Hello?" "Yes, can I speak to Rey Reynoso?" "Sorry there’s no one here by that name. I’m Gozer." "Pardon?" "Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar?" "Are you the Homeowner?" "I’m a traveler and a…