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April Fool’s “Joke”
It’s night. It’s late. My wife’s breathing has reached that level that indicates near-dream state. I know what time it is. 12:36 A.M. Abruptly I sit up in the dark, ramrod straight: MEÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â What-was-that? LAURAÂ Rey, what. MEÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â …! LAURAÂ Rey, what did you hear? MEÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â …! LAURA (louder) What is it?! LAURA (louder!) WHAT…
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Pet Journals
Got this from my Father. Excerpt from a Dog’s Diary…….. 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM – Lunch! My favorite thing!…
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CADIE is Now Online
Many of you already know about CADIE (Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity) which has been in the testing stage for several years. Today, scientists were confident enough to enable the first self-aware computer to see which would be the first tasks that it (she, I guess) would accomplish.