{"id":1007,"date":"2010-04-01T09:06:02","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T14:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/?p=1007"},"modified":"2010-04-01T09:06:02","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T14:06:02","slug":"april-fools-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/sweet-nothings\/april-fools-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"April Fool&#8217;s &#8220;Joke&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s night. It&#8217;s late. My wife&#8217;s breathing has reached that level that indicates near-dream state. I know what time it is. 12:36 A.M.<\/p>\n<p>Abruptly I sit up in the dark, ramrod straight:<\/p>\n<p>ME\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 What-was-that?<\/p>\n<p>LAURA\u00c2\u00a0 Rey, what.<\/p>\n<p>ME\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 &#8230;!<\/p>\n<p>LAURA\u00c2\u00a0 Rey, what did you hear?<\/p>\n<p>ME\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 &#8230;!<\/p>\n<p>LAURA (louder) What is it?!<\/p>\n<p>LAURA (louder!) WHAT IS IT?!?<\/p>\n<p>LAURA (louder!!) WHAT&#8217;S GOING ON, REY, WHAT DID YOU HEAR?!?<\/p>\n<p>ME\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 April Fool&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s night. It&#8217;s late. My wife&#8217;s breathing has reached that level that indicates near-dream state. I know what time it is. 12:36 A.M. Abruptly I sit up in the dark, ramrod straight: ME\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 What-was-that? LAURA\u00c2\u00a0 Rey, what. ME\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 &#8230;! LAURA\u00c2\u00a0 Rey, what did you hear? ME\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 &#8230;! LAURA (louder) What is it?! LAURA (louder!) WHAT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[358,291],"class_list":["post-1007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sweet-nothings","tag-april-fools-day","tag-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1007"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1009,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007\/revisions\/1009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}