“Sir! Those there are the showers. Sir, there are no restrooms there!”<\/p>\n
He awkwardly shifts his weight so the baby he’s holding doesn’t get any second hand cigarette smoke. The woman before him is probably younger than him but her tobacco stained hair, skin and teeth aged her considerably. The baby cries. He looks back over his shoulder at the pristine shower stalls and sighs, knowing the answer to his question before asking.<\/p>\n
“Where’s your diaper changing station?”<\/p>\n
“Sir, we don’t have none of that here, Sir. The restrooms are over there.”<\/p>\n
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They do things differently down south. Like smoking in the common area, people-be-darned. She nods to herself, putting a Yankee straight, and heads back behind the counter to \u2018work\u2019.<\/p>\n
“You know,” says his Sister In Law “You should just change her right there.”<\/p>\n
He looks at the chair where the woman was smoking and honestly considers it. After all, you put crap in my lungs, I can put crap on your chair. He chuckles at the pun and decides to change the baby in the car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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