{"id":499,"date":"2008-04-16T16:00:30","date_gmt":"2008-04-16T21:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/sweet-nothings\/the-beauty-of-caller-id\/"},"modified":"2008-04-16T16:00:30","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T21:00:30","slug":"the-beauty-of-caller-id","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/sweet-nothings\/the-beauty-of-caller-id\/","title":{"rendered":"The Beauty of Caller I.D."},"content":{"rendered":"

"It’s another<\/em> telemarketer; don’t bother picking up."<\/p>\n

"Are you kidding? This is the topic of my dreams." clears throat. "Hello?"<\/p>\n

"Yes, can I speak to Rey Reynoso?"<\/p>\n

"Sorry there’s no one here by that name. I’m Gozer."<\/p>\n

"Pardon?"<\/p>\n

"Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar?"<\/p>\n

"Are you the Homeowner?"<\/p>\n

"I’m a traveler and a big Sumerian God. Subcreature." click "Hello?"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

"It’s another telemarketer; don’t bother picking up." "Are you kidding? This is the topic of my dreams." clears throat. "Hello?" "Yes, can I speak to Rey Reynoso?" "Sorry there’s no one here by that name. I’m Gozer." "Pardon?" "Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar?" "Are you the Homeowner?" "I’m a traveler and a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[106],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sweet-nothings","tag-gozer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}