{"id":565,"date":"2008-08-03T23:04:26","date_gmt":"2008-08-04T04:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/reviews\/top-10-reasons-to-avoid-x-files-i-want-to-believe\/"},"modified":"2008-08-03T23:04:26","modified_gmt":"2008-08-04T04:04:26","slug":"top-10-reasons-to-avoid-x-files-i-want-to-believe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/reviews\/top-10-reasons-to-avoid-x-files-i-want-to-believe\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Reasons To Avoid "X-Files: I Want To Believe""},"content":{"rendered":"

This will have spoilers. That being said here goes:<\/p>\n

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  1. It’s an extended TV Episode for movie theater prices.<\/li>\n
  2. There are no aliens. Not even a hint of an alien (well, a slight hint when they showed George W and Hoover). Not even a chupacabra<\/a>!<\/li>\n
  3. Billy Connolly is more believable as a professor<\/a> than a pedophile psychic priest.<\/li>\n
  4. The trailer for Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2<\/em> held more potential interest than the movie.<\/li>\n
  5. Frankenstein. Honestly. Bloody Frankenstein. And the big reveal? Not very surprising. <\/li>\n
  6. No black oil. The trailer<\/a> sure looked like there was Black Oil in Connolly’s eyes (1:12). Apparently other geeks online complained about this.<\/li>\n
  7. No one fired a gun.<\/li>\n
  8. In fact, Guns were just props for waving before chucking them to the side.<\/li>\n
  9. Momentary Smoking Man fake-out: You think “oh boy” then its some loser.<\/li>\n
  10. Did I mention no aliens?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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