{"id":610,"date":"2008-09-01T23:22:14","date_gmt":"2008-09-02T04:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/reviews\/prisonbreak-season-opener\/"},"modified":"2008-09-01T23:22:14","modified_gmt":"2008-09-02T04:22:14","slug":"prisonbreak-season-opener","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/reviews\/prisonbreak-season-opener\/","title":{"rendered":"Prisonbreak Season Opener"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spoilers after the jump.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Whistler&#8217;s awesome plan ends in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=yMwmqp3GLMc\" target=\"_blank\">Samuel Jackson fashion<\/a>.\n<li>Sarah decides she wants to live, so she reattaches her head.\n<li>L.J. becomes 32 years old over a period of 3 weeks.\n<li>The gang becomes Oceans 11 with Bellick and Sucre as the comedic brothers.\n<li>Alex becomes the most maligned character since <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Duncan_Idaho\" target=\"_blank\">Duncan Idaho<\/a>.\n<li>Michael tries to telepathically read into the future and <a href=\"http:\/\/politedissent.com\/archives\/1581\" target=\"_blank\">has a nosebleed.<\/a>\n<li>Token Asian hacker is introduced into the cast. He hasn&#8217;t performed any Martial Arts yet but he has used cute dumbing down language to metaphorically explain the breadth of complex coding. &#8220;Imagine a pizza pie; we just have a slice!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>All in all, it was a bit fast-paced, some things over the top, but fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spoilers after the jump.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[236,235],"class_list":["post-610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-premiere","tag-prisonbreak"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}