{"id":644,"date":"2008-09-24T22:50:44","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T03:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/sweet-nothings\/season-opener-knight-rider\/"},"modified":"2008-09-24T23:45:39","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T04:45:39","slug":"season-opener-knight-rider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/reviews\/season-opener-knight-rider\/","title":{"rendered":"Season Opener: Knight Rider"},"content":{"rendered":"

Spoilers after the jump<\/p>\n

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This show stinks on multiple levels but first the good:<\/p>\n

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  1. The girl is gorgeous.<\/li>\n
  2. The car is a moving commercial.<\/li>\n
  3. It’s only a matter of time before they bring in Goliath<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Now the bad:<\/p>\n

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    1. The acting.<\/li>\n
    2. The girl has to have at least 1, but likely 2 scenes of broadcast nudity.<\/li>\n
    3. The acting.<\/li>\n
    4. The wannabe dark past to Mike Tracer now Knight.<\/li>\n
    5. KITT’s annoying voice (sorry Val).<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Bottom Line: You’ll only watch this show if (1) you were an addict of the original or (2) you’re an ADHD Ritalin-free teen (honestly, I think the first four commercial breaks consistent of near death misses, speeding chases and both cases of exposed chic-skin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      Spoilers after the jump<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,7],"tags":[247],"class_list":["post-644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links-n-junk","category-reviews","tag-knight-rider"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=644"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":645,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/644\/revisions\/645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}