{"id":75,"date":"2006-06-22T10:38:06","date_gmt":"2006-06-22T15:38:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rreynoso.com\/blog\/archives\/75"},"modified":"2006-06-22T10:38:59","modified_gmt":"2006-06-22T15:38:59","slug":"fives-meme-links-n-junk-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/sweet-nothings\/fives-meme-links-n-junk-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"Fives-Meme Links n’ Junk (II)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thanks to MCF<\/a> for going off and making sure that I post again. Here’s some crazy meme thing.<\/p>\n

5 things in my refrigerator:<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \n
  1. New Batch of Sofrito<\/a><\/li>\n
  2. Beans<\/a><\/li>\n
  3. Baked Tortellini with 3-Cheeses and Pepperoni<\/li>\n
  4. Pediasure<\/a><\/li>\n
  5. Turkey Hill Lemon Tea<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    5 things in my closet:<\/strong><\/p>\n

      \n
    1. A bookshelf<\/li>\n
    2. A tonka truck<\/a><\/li>\n
    3. A Skirt<\/li>\n
    4. Diapers<\/li>\n
    5. Stethoscope<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      5 things in my pants (horrid phrasing, but I\u2019ll play)<\/strong><\/p>\n

        \n
      1. A house phone<\/li>\n
      2. A cell phone<\/li>\n
      3. Boxer briefs (no, I won’t link to it)<\/li>\n
      4. My storage garage key<\/li>\n
      5. A Stick of Orbit<\/a> Gum<\/strike> A Gum Wrapper<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        5 things in my car:<\/strong><\/p>\n

          \n
        1. The Old Testament on MP3<\/li>\n
        2. A digital voice recorder<\/li>\n
        3. A car seat<\/li>\n
        4. Garage Door Opener<\/li>\n
        5. The Club<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          5 Links that have nothing to do with this post:<\/strong><\/p>\n

            \n
          1. Fat People getting Fatter with Segseat<\/a><\/li>\n
          2. The Mac Crash everyone has but no one knows what they have in common (fyi: they’re all on a mac)<\/a><\/li>\n
          3. Movie studios give a little since it only makes sense.<\/a><\/li>\n
          4. Wiki says “Idiots! We’re not good for research papers!”<\/a><\/li>\n
          5. Some People Don’t Know Voltron!<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            5 people I tag:<\/strong><\/p>\n

              \n
            1. You<\/li>\n
            2. You<\/li>\n
            3. You<\/li>\n
            4. You<\/li>\n
            5. And You<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

              Thanks to MCF for going off and making sure that I post again. Here’s some crazy meme thing. 5 things in my refrigerator: New Batch of Sofrito Beans Baked Tortellini with 3-Cheeses and Pepperoni Pediasure Turkey Hill Lemon Tea 5 things in my closet: A bookshelf A tonka truck A Skirt Diapers Stethoscope 5 things […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links-n-junk","category-sweet-nothings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}