{"id":757,"date":"2009-03-18T07:00:42","date_gmt":"2009-03-18T12:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/?p=757"},"modified":"2009-03-17T21:03:01","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T02:03:01","slug":"oats-how-i-hate-thee-day-the-second","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/rants\/oats-how-i-hate-thee-day-the-second\/","title":{"rendered":"Oats, How I Hate Thee: Day the Second"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The project <a href=\"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/rants\/oats-how-i-hate-thee-day-the-first\/\">continues<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Under strict recommendations from a friend (Wendy, if you&#8217;re reading, I&#8217;ll be incorporating your advice later this week), I went out and bought a package of Instant Oats with Apples and Cinnamon. I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the oats had a flavor but was crushed that said flavor was awful.<\/p>\n<p>The consistency of the oats approached that of either baby porridge or pre-masticated turkey. I imagine that birds receiving their daily victuals enjoy the same from their mother birdy&#8217;s gullet.<\/p>\n<p>My wife tells me that this is inherent to cooking in the microwave.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The project continues.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[274],"class_list":["post-757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","tag-oats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=757"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":758,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions\/758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}