{"id":759,"date":"2009-03-19T07:00:21","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T12:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/?p=759"},"modified":"2009-03-17T21:09:22","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T02:09:22","slug":"oats-how-i-hate-thee-day-the-third","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/rants\/oats-how-i-hate-thee-day-the-third\/","title":{"rendered":"Oats, How I Hate Thee: Day the Third"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I tried the Apples and Cinnamon oats again.<br \/>\n<!--more-->This time I tried cooking them on the stove top since the microwave made them disgustingly mushy. For a half-happy moment the oats looked like they would have an enjoyable texture, but, like a sun going nova and finally collapsing on itself, the oats lost that consistency and looked more like that turkey glop I mentioned the other day. My wife tells me that this is the nature of instant oats; that she refuses to eat the stuff preferring her oats plain, perhaps with raisins.<\/p>\n<p>I told her that the concept of eating &#8220;raw oats&#8221; is both abhorrent and likely unbiblical: I&#8217;m searching Leviticus for proof.<\/p>\n<p>On another note, my daughter seems interested in the oats and I feel I should expose her and the eldest to the unique flavor at this early stage of their lives. Perhaps I can curb any future hatred.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tried the Apples and Cinnamon oats again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[274],"class_list":["post-759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","tag-oats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=759"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":761,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions\/761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}