{"id":806,"date":"2009-04-03T22:40:49","date_gmt":"2009-04-04T03:40:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/?p=806"},"modified":"2009-04-03T22:41:11","modified_gmt":"2009-04-04T03:41:11","slug":"oats-how-i-hate-thee-facts-and-failures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/reviews\/oats-how-i-hate-thee-facts-and-failures\/","title":{"rendered":"Oats, How I Hate Thee: Facts and Failures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve still been doing this thing; I&#8217;m trying to persevere.  As I have done so there have been some days that I fell into a rut with  something that I found bearable and other days that I summoned something Awful  onto my breakfast table. Here&#8217;s\u00a0 a basic  overview.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Brian<\/strong> was right: Boiling water added to the Instant Oats (particularly  the apple and cinnamon packages) is many times better than cooking it on the  stove top. I could actually use two packets of the stuff and only about half a  cup of hot water and it winds up almost tasty.<\/p>\n<p>Someone had suggested Maple Syrup and it didn&#8217;t cover the  Awful. To try to rectify this I put maple syrup on each spoonful. Soon, I was soaring:  speaking at about a hundred words per minute; jumping to go off and do some  more work; changing diapers while cleaning the living room; deciding that maybe  I should rewrite my book; finally crashing at 10:30 AM on the couch.<\/p>\n<p>No one had suggested it but I decided to try semi-sweet  chocolate chips and raisins. I had summoned Awful and I was sure that I was  going to die. I&#8217;m not sure if I finished this bowl.<\/p>\n<p>For some reason, everyone in my house has taken a hankering  to eating all of my raisin packets. With the cupboards bare I decided to make a  bowl of Oats (not instant; stovetop) with half a packet of Instant Vanilla  Pudding. I used water\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026I  feel like puking just thinking about it. It was this sort of silky-slash-slimy  concoction with a semi-texture of coagulated lumps of oats. The flavor was  bland and my wife, noting that I didn&#8217;t use milk for the pudding, made a  gagging face when I told her about it.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t try it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve still been doing this thing; I&#8217;m trying to persevere. As I have done so there have been some days that I fell into a rut with something that I found bearable and other days that I summoned something Awful onto my breakfast table. Here&#8217;s\u00a0 a basic overview.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[274,285],"class_list":["post-806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","category-reviews","tag-oats","tag-recipe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=806"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":808,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806\/revisions\/808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}