{"id":822,"date":"2009-04-14T22:14:07","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T03:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/?p=822"},"modified":"2009-04-14T22:14:07","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T03:14:07","slug":"weird-kiddo-convo-the-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/kids\/weird-kiddo-convo-the-play\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird Kiddo Convo: The Play"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a weird conversation the kids had today which I just had to save.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Elayna, let&#8217;s go act in our play!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay. I&#8217;m the Princess.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, you have to be the Vampire.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I DON&#8217;T WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a weird conversation the kids had today which I just had to save.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[447,299],"class_list":["post-822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids","tag-kids","tag-vampire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=822"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":823,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions\/823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}