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Repossessing the U.S.A.
To the citizens of the United States of America (A message from John Cleese): “In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.” “Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties…
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Story: Designation
A little bit of a story which I’m reserving rights to. Starts now: “Are there any side effects?” he had asked. “None besides the obvious ones that come with such a relationship.” “Why not experiment on a grunt–they don’t matter?” but you don’t say things like that. No one ever says things like that. Even…