{"id":305,"date":"2007-05-06T18:43:02","date_gmt":"2007-05-06T23:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/archives\/305"},"modified":"2007-05-06T18:43:50","modified_gmt":"2007-05-06T23:43:50","slug":"whats-in-a-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/sweet-nothings\/whats-in-a-name\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s In A Name?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some people have mothers that speak in proverbs like &#8220;If you have nothing good to say, don&#8217;t say anything at all.&#8221; Not being similarly privileged,  I was undeterred from posting the mindless ramblings that occurred to me today on my drive home from shopping.<\/p>\n<p>Spotting a discarded couch on the sidewalk I asked my wife if she would buy it. &#8220;Heck No.&#8221; was her immediate reply &#8220;Who knows what&#8217;s living in it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My mind began listing a few innocuous storefront names which would curse business.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Curbside Couches<\/li>\n<li>GrandMa&#8217;s Mattresses<\/li>\n<li>Well Used Adult Books<\/li>\n<li>Real Garbage Platters<\/li>\n<li>MT Bank (actually this one isn&#8217;t fair since <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mandtbank.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">it&#8217;s real<\/a>.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some people have mothers that speak in proverbs like &#8220;If you have nothing good to say, don&#8217;t say anything at all.&#8221; Not being similarly privileged, I was undeterred from posting the mindless ramblings that occurred to me today on my drive home from shopping. Spotting a discarded couch on the sidewalk I asked my wife [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sweet-nothings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}