{"id":458,"date":"2008-01-04T11:09:53","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T16:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/archives\/458"},"modified":"2008-01-04T11:12:31","modified_gmt":"2008-01-04T16:12:31","slug":"survival-tips-zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/sweet-nothings\/survival-tips-zombies\/","title":{"rendered":"Survival Tips: Zombies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have trained. We have learned. We have been exposed to enough zombie movies to understand how life will be when the Dead become Undead but even so, watching all these films, we note that people make the same stupid mistakes. Therefore, this post is written for you folk during a zombie situation and have access to electricity long enough to google &#8220;How to survive a zombie infestation&#8221;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong> Stock Up On Supplies.<\/strong> You will need This Blog post. Water. Bullets. Food. Bullets. Warm Clothing. Bullets. Netting. The ability to find proper shelter. Medical Supplies. Guns. Bullets. Some sort of telescopic device (eg: Binoculars, a scope on your gun, etc.). Batteries. A Can Opener. Sharp knives. Bullets. Transportation with an alternate power source. Did I mention bullets?<\/li>\n<li><strong>Conserve Your Bullets. <\/strong>During the early stages of a zombie infestation, people will go nuts. Grandma eating Jimmy<br \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have trained. We have learned. We have been exposed to enough zombie movies to understand how life will be when the Dead become Undead but even so, watching all these films, we note that people make the same stupid mistakes. Therefore, this post is written for you folk during a zombie situation and have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,44,43],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sweet-nothings","tag-movies","tag-survival-tips","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}