{"id":530,"date":"2008-06-06T07:00:18","date_gmt":"2008-06-06T12:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/?p=530"},"modified":"2008-05-16T21:51:34","modified_gmt":"2008-05-17T02:51:34","slug":"reys-wisdom-fast-food-and-my-brother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/sweet-nothings\/reys-wisdom-fast-food-and-my-brother\/","title":{"rendered":"Rey&#8217;s Wisdom: Fast Food and My Brother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not a wise man, by far I&#8217;m fairly an idiot in a lot of things. But I&#8217;ve learned that wisdom is generated by experience and I have 34 years of that (and counting) which results in a bunch of experience that allows me to learn Something. That being the case, I&#8217;ll share it with you and with my brother, on his birthday. Here it goes: a haiku<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left;\">not eating fast food.<br \/>\ngo to eat it once again.<br \/>\ntoilet is waiting.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Happy Birthday, Testpig. Heed the warning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not a wise man, by far I&#8217;m fairly an idiot in a lot of things. But I&#8217;ve learned that wisdom is generated by experience and I have 34 years of that (and counting) which results in a bunch of experience that allows me to learn Something. That being the case, I&#8217;ll share it with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[149,148],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sweet-nothings","tag-proverbs","tag-wisdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}