{"id":779,"date":"2009-03-24T07:00:53","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T12:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/blog\/?p=779"},"modified":"2009-03-23T23:17:38","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T04:17:38","slug":"oats-how-i-hate-thee-day-the-sixth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/rants\/oats-how-i-hate-thee-day-the-sixth\/","title":{"rendered":"Oats, How I Hate Thee: Day the Sixth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I rested from <a href=\"http:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/rants\/oats-how-i-hate-thee-day-the-fifth\/\">my labors<\/a>.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nIf God, the creator of the cosmos, the weaver of time, the orchestrator of events, could sit from his heavens and rest from his work \u2014 why shouldn\u2019t I? Especially in my frailty and finitude. A young cook, that I managed to corner, spoke energetically (perhaps frantically; he seemed afraid at something in my eyes) as he listed a recipe that consists of peanut butter and evaporated milk.<\/p>\n<p>The evaporated milk sounds counterproductive to my heart healthy diet and the peanut butter, quite honestly, sounds awful. I hate peanut butter with less passion than oats; I can\u2019t imagination a combination of the two creating anything worthwhile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I rested from my labors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[284,274,283],"class_list":["post-779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","tag-heart-healthy","tag-oats","tag-recipes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=779"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":780,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions\/780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rreynoso.com\/reysapoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}