Category: July 4th

Belated Response to the Declaration of Independence

Jul 4, 2013

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by

Rey Reynoso

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Dearest Representatives of the united States of America; We have received your letter declaring your absolving of all allegiance to the British Crown and we have a few belated issues. We noticed that your claims consistently made claims to a Supreme Judge, which, by common consent, we can’t deny or support that he-it-or-she exists. Indeed,…